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Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?�
A: He only had two worms!�
Q: Why did God create man before woman?�
A: He didn't want any advice.�
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?�
A: A roamin' Catholic!�
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!'�
Patient:'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?�
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!� |
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